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Saturday 3/4 started off hilarious with Big Bad Wolf. The sunshine after a chilly-ish week must have brought out the funnies, for the participants kept stealing the show. While proposing to Maid Marrian, Robin Hood was having a bit of a kneeling problem. Raphael says to him, "I don't want to be rude, but you were just outsmarted by a pillow."
During show #3 - Big Bad Wolf once again - the show was full of participants who brought their funny bones. The Wolf had a very fuzzy face and Scaramouche had to search through his fur to find his chin to scratch it. Instead of his chin, he said "Look! I found Trump's 3 million unregistered voters in there!"On Sunday 3/5 the R Rated show was most definitely on the nerdy side (even more so than usual lol). Our beloved teenage boy just so happened to be dressed as The Doctor, Fez and all (which was a atop Scaramouche for a portion of the show). Two hot babes were selected and placed beside the boy, and even Mom got in on the fun, being the "creamy center of a pot-smoking lesbian sandwich". As if things couldn't be embarrassing enough, D'Angelo tells the teen fan, "One of these girls is like the Tardis ... bigger on the inside!"
Birthday Party!
Scaramouche, Raphael and D'Angelo were booked to entertain at a fan's birthday party on Tuesday. We can tell by the pictures...and reports from the boys...a fabulous time was had by ALL! Happy Birthday Cindy!
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