Lucio's List of Bad Hot Dog Toppings
Carpet
Snake
Snape
Cinnamon
Red onion
Freon
Bluray
Ice
A clove
Hair
Caramel
A bag
Broccoli
Pamphlets
Oil
Tobacco
Racism
Sand
Another hot dog (hard to eat)
Hair dye
Rubber bands
Human remains
Kelp
Prawns
Anthrax
Cards
Dog food
Sex
Toast
Sextoast (don't ask)
Copper wire
Roofies
A surge protector
My teddy bear
Your teddy bear
Boot
Russian dressing
Wax
A car
Ash
Ash (from evil dead)
Ennui
A radiator
David Lynch movies
Ranch dressing
Marshmallow fluff
Toenail clippings
A shingle
Women in uniform
seriously, russian dressing?
Tom servo
Tape
Moss
Reefer
Warm yogurt
A smart phone
D'angelo Tortuga
Easter eggs
Butter
A shelf
Taffy
Cotton
