So Andy makes these rules for me when it comes to my journal; get it in by the 25th of the month, don’t make it too long or too short… […]

I usually start off these journals after reading the previous month’s entry; late, naked, sitting in front of my massive television, and wondering where to start. Some things are different, […]

Six days late, six days late, six days late!!! It is Sunday Morning June first… and I am Just STARTING my May journal; Sorry! I always say “I’ve been busy” […]

I’m four or five days late… Andy has already “yelled” at us about our journals not being in…  [I only yell because I love you – AB]  and as we […]

tance has ever come from her “dainty flower.” Secondly, I really don’t like placentas! Third, one of our devoted fans actually wrote a speech about us for her speech class, […]

Well, let’s see… I’m one hour and fifty-nine minutes late, and NOT NAKED! Weird. I know what I’m gonna write about this month, (mostly) and was so astounded that I […]

SO today is January 24th, if I type through the night and the Sprint PCS aircard works, I will actually have my journal in EARLY! This will freak our illustrious webmaster right […]

I’m LATE!!!! I am gloriously, sweetly, extravagantly, LATE! And I don’t care! Today is December 26th, the day after Christmas… (Yes your atheist author celebrates it, so what?) I am NOT naked, […]

SO here I am typing in the nude again… This time it is 3 days after deadline; Friday night of the final weekend of the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. Our time […]

I’m pretty late on my journal, Riki and Jef, who have been far more truant in their journals than I lately have BOTH gotten theirs in… Additionally, Because of the […]