Where do you live: As I mentioned before, I don’t really have any town that I really call home, no real need. I’m attached to St Petersburg, and I’m almost […]
Asian Girls & Stripper Shoes
Remember in my Autobiography, (part one, part two is still coming) How I said that you really don’t know us? There is a belief in some of our fans that […]
Sitting In A Laundromat – 2003
Okay, I’m back; sitting in a Laundromat, (London peed the bed again) Hung over, laptop plugged in so I can write you kids! I finally got home at about 5:15 […]
Schiecks – 2003
I am starting this while sitting at SCHIECKS a really upscale Strip club in Minneapolis, this is the second week of continuous shooting for TortugaPalooza, Surrounded by people, and stress! […]
The True Dupe
Journal entry ‘four’: Okay, okay I am DUPE! I sit here, naked, at the computer. It is a Thursday after the fifth weekend of the Minnesota renaissance festival. We have […]
My Secret Identity
Journal entry ‘three’: Okay, so I haven’t satisfied my hinting about Ohio’s incident, or my secret identity, So I guess I will now. I have been a performer in this […]
Faq III
Writing From Minnesota — I thought I would do some more FAQ’s first What’s your favorite color, and why? Black, – it’s universal and fits my “Gothic” self-image… though bad […]
Faq II
What about the Tattoos and piercings? I am the Tattooed Tortuga! The uniqueness may go away soon, I have offered for YEARS to buy Tat’s for both of my brothers, […]
Faqs – Really, Are You Gay?
Well I suppose I should go ahead and answer the first of my FAQ’s now: If there is any One question I am asked, or NOT asked (openly) often: it […]
Intro (cont.)
Welcome inside;I don’t define myself by my job… too limiting for damn sure, but I will tell you this: I love my Job I love my Life I am pretty […]
