This may be my shortest journal I’ll write to date. Heather and I are leaving VERY early in the morning to fly off to Key West… We’ll be there a week… We’re eloping! […]

Please note: Links to external websites scattered randomly throughout this journal have been placed there by the smartass webmaster and do not necessarily represent the ideas, comic stylings, or desires of […]

I am five days late, sweating in my broken trailer… (besides the leaky tanks, our air conditioning is on the fritz now too!) London is curled-up at my feet… Heather is doing […]

April 2007 SO let us start this month’s journal off with so hold over business from last month… Cindy Gray, Mary Egan, and those pesky Twins I want to compliment […]

Get used to the idea that death should not matter to us, for good and evil are based on sensation. Death however is the cessation of all sensation, hence Death, […]

The Christian churches were offered two things: the spirit of Jesus and the idiotic morality of Paul, and they rejected the higher inspiration… Following Paul, we have turned the goodness […]

So It’s late on a Thursday night, my personal goal is to have ONLY 12 photos in this month’s journal… it’s gonna be hard! I have 143 photos (and five movies) […]

I’m watching this special on scary movies…. Heather is out shopping with her best friend in Kansas City… London is asleep on the couch behind me; Jasmine is sleeping under the table. […]

A wise man once said: you can have anything in life, as long as you are willing to sacrifice everything for it… mine is kinder, you can have anything you […]

We are all fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance.  – Japanese ProverbIt is LATE in November; I am sitting in what my beloved not […]