It seems that every great piece of literature begins with a snappy opening line;
'Call me Ishmael', or 'It was a dark and stormy night' - or even 'I was born a poor black child'.
What on earth can I say to our devoted fans that will grab your attention, and make you hungry to read more?
How about; "Next Life, I plan on coming back as a rich, beautiful, Asian, lesbian!" -or- how about; "Madness, betrayal, nuclear weapons, and comedy!" ... nah, let's keep it simple -
"I am not who and what you think I am"
I want to open myself up to our friends and fans out there.
I want to tell you things that you'd know if you actually knew me, I want to invite you into the playground of my mind.
One note though, if you're planning on going out on a date with me, do not read this!
A lot of this is the sort of stuff I talk about on the first few dates, so you'll leave me with nothing to say.
So my goal here is to define myself, describe myself, or as the great prophet Jagger once said: "Please allow me to introduce myself"!
