Every week Scaramouche Tortuga writes a funny and surprisingly insightful advice column. This week he takes on three burning questions in a very biting and funny fashion.  For a laugh, a giggle and some pretty good advice be sure to catch Advice From Scaramouche Tortuga every Tuesday.
Here's a little preview of this week's edition:
"As I have written before “This world rarely gives you what you deserve – often it only gives you what you demand.†In my understanding of this instance you really recall the lip-biting insecurity of Bella or the invitation to degradation of that nitwit from Fifty Shades of Gray. Let me be clear: I understand, accept and acknowledge that occasionally a person can belong to someone else when the right one comes along, (what a great idea for song lyrics!) just like in some instances BDSM relationships are based on love, trust and excitement – not shame and sexual dysfunction. But such circumstances do not happen often enough to bet on it. Further the only acceptable way to become involved in a situation like this – and again I mean both a Master/Servant role play and becoming a potential home wrecker - is by having trust and communication with your dreamboat. Ya gotta know who you’re getting in bed with; literally and metaphorically! I’m just old-fashioned enough to believe that LOVE is supposed to hit you like lightning. "
Also...every Tuesday night you can Raphael/Riki/Mordant on his Talk Radio Show, The Other Side of LIVE! at 9:30pm ET on Adam Curry's No Agenda Network. Â The working title for tonight's episode: Â Cross the Finish Line
Tuesday just got a whole lot more interesting...
